Friday, September 30, 2005

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report? We call UP our friends And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses. To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP! To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it doesn't rain for a while, things dry UP. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now my time is UP, so............. Time to shut up.....!
THERE YOU HAVE IT, IN A NUTSHELL.......
SO, PLEASE ADD UP YOUR UP'S
AND LEAVE THEM IN A COMMENT!

55 Comments:

Blogger starbender said...

I'll leave the nasty ones'., so as 2 remove the temptation! ;)

F#CKED UP
I'LL F#CK YOU UP...

Can anyone think of any more?

1:54 PM  
Blogger Kristina said...

Hey! That's what I was gonna say.

Now, let's tear this shit up.

3:37 PM  
Blogger Humour and last laugh said...

you mean all the ups must be downed up? or replaced by a down?

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the FIRST thing you do in the morning, and the LAST thing you do at night?

U-P

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SHUT THE F- UP

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eh, its just an adverb thats often not necessary. the sky is clearing (up).....like, you might as well just say the sky is clearing. "it will take (up) a lot of time".......up isnt always necessary. there are many more words to wonder about than just "up".....organize is a weird word if you think about it, and absurd. eh, whatever. english is silly and its my college major haa

6:04 PM  
Blogger tacnik said...

i cant make my mind UP whether to reply or not..

1:34 AM  
Blogger skarlet^tears said...

lol. how did you come UP with all these? interesting works you can think UP in your head. to add on, couples break UP & patch UP, ppl tear UP & fix UP their houses, write UP a proposal, cheer UP, cook UP a storm/lie, dream UP a fairytale.. wait a min, am i confusing myself UP here? hee.. anw, thanks for your note! (:

11:50 PM  
Blogger Patric said...

You'll have to beef UP in order to not get beaten UP... But if you blow UP anything you might get locked UP, and your relationship will probably get broken UP. But you'll just have to buck UP. =) Now I'm gonna catch UP with my sleep...
Lovely blog by the way.. bullseye...:P

12:12 AM  
Blogger A.P. said...

I thought Id check UP on your blog to see whats UP with you. Looks like you came UP with a lot of UPS

Thanks for posting UP on my blog.

Stay UP

10:10 PM  
Blogger A Thousand WordZ said...

Starbender,
Hi... can I place a link from my IMORTALITY poetry/creative writing to yours? I like it. I really do. In fact I'd like you to submit something to IMORTALITY too please. It will be great.
-Atiim

2:17 PM  
Blogger Jonathan said...

You blew my mind, man.

11:55 PM  
Blogger Neens said...

Ooooo Solid! Maybe you should also check UP on other interesting words since English IS silly.So there are more other silly words that you can work UP!

example- fill in a form to fill out a form
-we drive on a parkway and park on driveway

I supposed you might have read these in some chain mail.But, something to stir UP ur mind.=D

10:03 AM  
Blogger Krit said...

This posting is right up my alley. Love it- thumbs up!

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WASS UP?

11:07 AM  
Blogger starbender said...

These R all Fantastic!
Keep It Up!
:)

11:08 AM  
Blogger Id it is said...

I can't 'come up' with another.
To 'sum up', that was an incredible 'write up'

5:02 PM  
Blogger Gareth said...

I suppose yoy don't get pissed up or have a pissup in the States, or if you do it is probabbly very different to the drunken behaviour of us binge drinking brits.

3:58 PM  
Blogger jipzeecab said...

I have a friend who got her Doctorate about 3 weeks ago. Everytime I see her I say "What's up Doc?"..I think she's starting to find it annoying..

6:48 PM  
Blogger Javier Marti said...

If you knew...!
When English is not your mother tongue, this thing with the verbs with "up" is even more uncomfortable and complicated...
Hey thanks for your visit to my blog! But you haven`t blacklisted anyone there yet! Are you waiting to do it with your friends or just grabbing the list of enemies not to foget any of them? ;) Hope to see you back and again, thans for the comment
Best regards
http://niquel757.blogspot.com

1:47 PM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

900 years I am and Still fuck you UP I can.... mentioned once MAster Yoda

10:39 PM  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

Word :) I love these pages.

8:50 PM  
Blogger Leiro said...

You have a really good way with words! (And pictures by all accounts). I think the American's use 'up' a lot more than us Brits. Brits have a habbit of over-using 'like'...

You could however be UP to no good raising this issue. It could have people UP in arms. Infact I have heard that the bright colours have an impact on peoples up-chuck reflexes. Have we all given up now? Or are we still up for it? We must be because the comments keep popping up... your BLOG is really up there with the greats.

Well I need to get to bed so I can be up and at em tomoro.

Up Up and away.......

6:43 PM  
Blogger Manel said...

From Portugal with love.
Your blog is great.
If you want take a look to mine(www.batalhadeestrelas.blogspot.com)

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

could add some myself: but someone else s-up-ped from my c-up first and now it's empty

12:34 PM  
Blogger Nick Zegarac said...

Give it up. You'll never be able to settle up the differences that make up the confusion that is up to all of us to straighten out. Up till now, the human race has been fed up. They've shot up, drunk up, and stood up for all that they can handle. But for the upteenth time, give it up.

7:25 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

Straight up, Nick!
;]

8:02 PM  
Blogger starbender said...

Now Let Get These Post's UP !!!
:o

8:16 PM  
Blogger Simon said...

Stop that - it's silly.

4:29 AM  
Blogger Simon said...

up

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think i'll link UP my blog with this UP stuff (does that work? i know. it's lame)

10:35 AM  
Blogger Jim said...

i love the american english lang

UP YOURS is very descriptive
SHUT THE FUCK UP will put a stop to any shit including dis

9:20 PM  
Blogger Jim said...

i cant get it UP is very pathetic
tank God for viagara

9:21 PM  
Blogger I, Like The View said...

oh star, remember Kool and the Gang? guess what I started hummin' when I saw this. . .

Get down on it - come on and
Get down on it - if you really want it
Get down on it - you gotta feel it
Get down on it - get down on it
Get down on it - and while you're dancin'
Get down on it - you move me baby
when you move

etc etc and then they sing:

Get down on it - get your back up off the wall

will that do?

;-)

3:58 PM  
Blogger High Power Rocketry said...

I love this page! You are really up a creek here, lacking a paddle.

9:39 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

*nodding*

And here I be--UP to no good!

;-)

7:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets not forget a classic;

FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

amen.

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